I was having the time of my life…sleeping in Papa’s lap and dreaming of kibble. It was so lovely and I was so happy. I wished the moment would never end. BUT I MADE STOOPIDZ AND FARTED ALL OVER MY PAPA. He gave me so many chances to behave myself, but I couldn’t stop farting! 🙁 🙁 🙁
He said, “Bunk, stop farting. You are so disgusting.”
He even let me sleep on his lap while he played on the computer looking at lol dogz, but I couldn’t stop farting. He said the smell was so bad that he couldn’t eat dinner, which made it worse because he was going to share it with me!
Papa, please give me another chance!!!!!!