Take me outside. I need to pee!
What the pug is snow?
Snow is eatable?
Good thing. I’m so hungry I could eat a Rotwieler.
Wait! Snow is the same thing as ice?
That means it’s cold. I hate the cold!
That also means it’s crunchy.
I love crunchy.
How much snow do you think I can fit in my belly?
I’m guessing at three tons.
If you don’t take me out right now I’m going to pee on the carpet!
Good, I’ll get my leash.
Really? Wow snow is overrated.
But peeing in the snow is the greatest thing ever!
I can’t take it anymore! This snow is too much. I’m getting SNOW MADNESS!